193 definitions by Michelle

Who would have ever thought such a retard would win the election?!?!?!
by Michelle May 25, 2004
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My favorite instrument in the whole wide world to play. Has a good range, a little over 3 octaves. A Bb pitch instrument that is black with nickel or silver keys. Made of wood or plastic. A reed instument, a woodwind. Played in almost any style of music.
Michelle plays the clarinet in her high school band, she is 1st chair.
by Michelle January 17, 2004
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1) Highly intoxicated. Extremely drunken. See also drunk, mashed

2) A dirty or inappropriate facial expression. See also cut-eye,
1) I can't even remember what I did at the party Friday night, I was so friggin' screwface!

2) Yo, did you catch that dutty screwface MJ gave me when I walked into the room?
by Michelle November 13, 2003
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Hey BELLAbong come over here !
by Michelle April 7, 2005
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