screwface

1) Highly intoxicated. Extremely drunken. See also drunk, mashed

2) A dirty or inappropriate facial expression. See also cut-eye,

1) I can't even remember what I did at the party Friday night, I was so friggin' screwface!

2) Yo, did you catch that dutty screwface MJ gave me when I walked into the room?

by Michelle November 13, 2003

wondergreat

The ultimate combination of wonderful and great. Used to express a sensation of euphoric bliss and happiness.

"How's the chocolate cake tasting?"
"WONDERGREAT!"

by Michelle December 08, 2003

JJ Redick

JJ Redick is the best thing in sports entertainment today. And a hottie... you bet. People call him gay because they are just jealous of the way he shoots, scooter. So don't be haten on him. He's the best three point and three point shooter I have ever seen in my whole life.

The best basketball player ever.

by Michelle April 27, 2004

Knowledge

Head

Mary gave Bob knowledge lastnight

by Michelle September 06, 2002

fiffer

1. (v) To break wind.

2. (n) A fart, especially one that comes out with a very airy sound.

1. Uh oh. I fiffered, and it reeks!

2. I thought I heard something... was that a fiffer?

by michelle January 16, 2004

Bonk

school food

"yo a rat jumped out of Calvin's bonk last period.

by Michelle March 28, 2004

streep

A small patch of light between two curtains.

"Look, there's a streep in the window."

by Michelle January 15, 2004