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1. A man that has sexual contact with any person, more than likely than not, because he has to take it from whomever offers or hints at it.
2. Similar to a manwhore, but without any form of payment offered or received.
3. Similar to a makeout king; however, this is a man so unwanted that he must try to have sexual contact with anyone who remotely bats an eye at him; usually that is a drunken bar girl eye who won't remember him in the morning.
Ever time we take Jake to the bar he disappears with the drunkest, nastiest chicks. Poor chicks, he's such a hisore.
hisore by Michelle January 21, 2005
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Histress 

The is the male version of a mistress. It is a woman's long-term male sexual partner and companion who is not married to her.
Histress is mostly used when the she is married to another man.
Histress by fit4funru June 11, 2009
Related Words
Slang for “ his hole
Ohh hisole!
hisole by Useitwisely March 8, 2018

historectomy 

The taking out of all "lady parts"
Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.
Man I hate going to hisory class!
hisory by Shawill February 21, 2020

hisureligion 

they mosly make funny aot content and sometimes angst. you should def go follow them on tiktok <3 @hisureligion
im proud to say that im their mutual!!
they also simp for hange... alot
someone: i want to watch more aot content
someone else: then go watch hisureligion
someone: oh okay thanks!
hisureligion by tallcookie June 2, 2021

himoressed

they looked himoressed after we told them the plan
himoressed by derperpsy July 9, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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