hisore

1. A man that has sexual contact with any person, more than likely than not, because he has to take it from whomever offers or hints at it.
2. Similar to a manwhore, but without any form of payment offered or received.
3. Similar to a makeout king; however, this is a man so unwanted that he must try to have sexual contact with anyone who remotely bats an eye at him; usually that is a drunken bar girl eye who won't remember him in the morning.

Ever time we take Jake to the bar he disappears with the drunkest, nastiest chicks. Poor chicks, he's such a hisore.

by Michelle January 21, 2005

Histress

The is the male version of a mistress. It is a woman's long-term male sexual partner and companion who is not married to her.

Histress is mostly used when the she is married to another man.

by fit4funru June 11, 2009

hisole

Slang for “ his hole”

Ohh hisole!

by Useitwisely March 8, 2018

historectomy

The taking out of all "lady parts"

Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.

by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010

hisory

When you can’t pronounce history.

Man I hate going to hisory class!

by Shawill February 21, 2020

hisureligion

they mosly make funny aot content and sometimes angst. you should def go follow them on tiktok <3 @hisureligion
im proud to say that im their mutual!!
they also simp for hange... alot

someone: i want to watch more aot content
someone else: then go watch hisureligion
someone: oh okay thanks!

by tallcookie June 2, 2021

himoressed

awful, shocked

they looked himoressed after we told them the plan

by derperpsy July 9, 2021