Michael_Hunt's definitions

China loan

tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China

I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.

by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008

anhydrous ammonia

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine

Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!

by Michael_Hunt May 7, 2009

Kristi Lee

the news girl from the bob and tom show, she also takes part in some of their comedy skits

When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold, usually with some sort of sexual innuendo.

by Michael_Hunt August 9, 2009

sow

a female police officer, a female pig is called a sow

Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of giving her a ticket, but that didn't work when she got pulled over by a sow.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009

Rodney Carrington

a comedien/singer who appears occasionally on the bob and tom show

Rodney Carrington is a funny guy best known for his "Fred Song" and "Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)".

by Michael_Hunt September 6, 2009

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008