Michael_Hunt's definitions

ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)

I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.

by Michael_Hunt July 5, 2009

Marvin Bush

brother of George W Bush

Marvin Bush was responsible for security at the World Trade Center, this has provided fodder for 9/11 conspiracy theorists who believe the twin towers were brought down by explosives placed inside the buildings.

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

Bartonym

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

anhydrous ammonia

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine

Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!

by Michael_Hunt May 7, 2009

Noelle Bush

niece of George W Bush, daughter of Jeb Bush

Noelle Bush got caught with crack cocaine while in drug rehab, but since her dad was governor at the time she never went to jail.
Jeb Bush is such a hypocrit whenever anyone mentions his daughter's drug problems he says it's a personal family matter, but he supports harsh prison terms for other nonviolent drug offenders.

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

M & M party

millionaires and morons, a term for the Republican party, since the Republicans only care about the uberwealthly anybody who is not a millionaire would have to be a moron to vote Republican

I saw an old rusted out t-cow with a Bush-Cheney bumpersticker it must have been somebody from the moron faction of the M & M party.

by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008