Michael_Hunt's definitions

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

land-jack

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

George W Bush

America's worst president ever

George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.

by Michael_Hunt March 28, 2009

Pelosi Doctrine

opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election

There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.

by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008

t-cow

acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car

I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

anhydrous ammonia

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine

Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!

by Michael_Hunt May 7, 2009

feed me light

a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel

I better stop and get some gas my car's feed me light just came on.

by Michael_Hunt February 23, 2009