MiKe's definitions

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

Brutus Buckeye

n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.

Brutus Buckeye is suck a pimp, the ladies are all up ons.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

black acid

Contrary to popular belief, black acid is not an acid/pcp combo, but a type of very, very dirty LSD crystal. The crystal is black, hence the name. The "family" name for this crystal is champagne. Really nasty stuff. The reason for this myth is that the effects of all the impurities alter the trip so much that it's almost like PCP.

You have any of that black acid man? Nastiest shit ever!

by mike August 1, 2004

crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.

Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..

by mike August 9, 2004

Wagoneer

Rather large early sport utility vehicle manufactured by American Motors/Jeep. Often confused for a steroidal station wagon, these usually wooden clad beasts of burden are often seen on the sets of movies shot in stereotypically small towns. Although they appear to be rather unwieldy, they enjoy a splash through a puddle as much as a YJ or any other Jeep. Although they are frequently plagued by electrical problems and Saggin Wagon Syndrome, their owners love them nonetheless. By far the cheapest camping vehicle or for when a lot of storage space is a must. In spite of their gigantic, leaky engines and being just plain old, they are still by far the best Jeep ever. Way better than the lame Cherokee.

My Wagoneer costs more to maintain than my girlfriend.

by Mike May 24, 2004