MiKe's definitions

piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of

my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them

by mike March 3, 2004

sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

by Mike December 1, 2004

Pumpy

a pump installer that insists on burning up large horsepower electric motors upon start-up and then start screaming like a woman while running to the river to fill pop cans to put out the flames.

Pumpy flamey has once again snatched defeat from the hands of victory.

by mike January 12, 2004

vornoff

a machine that has lazer targeting and about 4 dildos on it geuss what it does and its made in canada

hey honey do we have so;me money to buy a vornoff

by mike September 15, 2004

interplay

one of the first big time game-software coorporations, remembered most for creating the hugely popular Fallout series. Lasted for more than twenty years.

good night, interplay

1983-2004

by Mike July 16, 2004

bear claw

Wheny you put four fingers in the pussy and your thumb in the ass hole.

Damn that bitch was surpised when i gave her the bear claw.

by Mike March 27, 2005

Tiny One

A very small person , often made fun of because of there shortness ,
they usually have to look up at people so they can see them ,

man franny u are a Tiny One , Haha ,
u are so short , very short

by MIKE September 6, 2003