MiKe's definitions

meek

meek is a retarted way of saying mike or m33k is another way to spell it if your a tard ass

hi meek, meek is that u meek? meeee-eeek.

by mike November 11, 2004

Bag'o'dicks

Person who has a bowl cut and who is also a real asshole.

So this bag'o'dicks comes over and hits on my lady, so I fucked up his world with a right cross.

by Mike December 1, 2004

PreDictionary

PreDictionary n (pre, from Lat. prae, before + dictionary; or: predict + suffixes –ion and –ary) – a proactive dictionary that does not register words that are already in use but "predicts" new words, introduces them for the first time into common usage.

Almost all dictionaries, even those that contain neologisms, are reactive: they reflect various stages in the development of language. PreDictionary is a projective and proactive dictionary: it contributes new words that could make their way into the dictionaries of the future.

by Mike December 25, 2003

Junked

An expression for being hit in the balls Hard!

DAMN! That kid got junked

by Mike October 26, 2004

Dolly

A limp inanimate object used by weirdos for sexual reasons

Dollys never say they have a headache. They just lay back and accept.

by Mike May 2, 2004

Alice Cooper

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out

Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"

by Mike August 23, 2004

Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005