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Definitions by MiKe

Someone who drives a 1995 Ford F150 and is a pussy.
Hey look, its that old truck with that pussy in it, Vye!
Vye by Mike April 25, 2005
An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.
Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!
fwoomph by Mike April 25, 2005
an object, concept, idea, or person that reflects a certain inherent truth regarding the human condition.

often used after the article "da"

end with a capital "F" for emphasis
troof by mike April 25, 2005

damien rice 

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"
damien rice by mike April 24, 2005
Obsessive compulsive masturbator. Basically, this describes anyone who has flogged the dolphin to a point of obsession. Some may experience blanks or blood.
See that kid Mike, his mom told me that he's an OCM.
OCM by Mike April 24, 2005
adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area
That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.
google by mike April 24, 2005

Larry the cable guy 

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life
Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?
Larry the cable guy by Mike April 24, 2005