MiKe's definitions

Triple O

Out of Order. Usually used when discovering a soda machine/ATM is Out of Order. Sounds like "triplow" when said.

"I wanted a soda, but the soda machine was Triple O."

by Mike May 3, 2004

cock thrust

a move that can only be done by one man........martin walsh. its about the grossest thing ever seen

"god dammit marty stop doing that cock thrust."

by mike April 17, 2004

eat-out

to lick pussy! i do this often. most men want to but they cant...so they lie. lesbians do this alot.

Doug ate out shannon at lindsay's house at night and made shannon moan really load. she went ohhhh doougggg fuck meeee nowwww. then she was fucked!

by mike August 11, 2003

Meats

slang for large tiers.

check out the meats on that car!

by mike December 4, 2003

femke

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

by mike January 17, 2004

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004