MiKe's definitions

fumanchoo

Senor Fuman came from Spain and made his home in Choo, China. The odd facial hair grown in that region, with beginnings from Senor, is known as a fumanchoo.

Yo, man! Check out that pimp's fumanchoo!

by Mike September 22, 2004

femke

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

by mike January 17, 2004

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

next door nikki

my friend's pornstar girlfriend that i fuck everyday. I am happy with my live cuz i cum in her mouth for PaCMaN FeVeR! Im rich biotch!

next door nikki is hot.

by mike December 5, 2004

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

switchblade symphony

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!

Darkwave goth.

by mike December 29, 2003

avidominosis

(Latin videre, to see; cf. avitaminosis, vitamins deficiency)--the deficiency of visual impressions, hunger for new sights, landscapes, shows, spectacles, films, visual art, etc.

I need to go to the cinema. Because of my armchair way of life in the last months I've developed an avidominosis.

by Mike March 30, 2008