Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.
Ashpolt loves the Anal
by Mike May 03, 2004
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poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent
The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.
by mike August 12, 2003
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Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337
Free2play Is fucking awesome
by Mike May 31, 2004
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beat off

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.
by Mike September 14, 2003
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mini z

a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs
Youre a mini z!!
by Mike December 27, 2003
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Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.
I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.
by Mike January 12, 2005
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dejolijize

To become unhappy like a ass who cant see it's hooves!!!!!!!!
I was i cud dejolijize that horse!!!!!!!!!
by Mike February 03, 2005
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