MiKe's definitions

artiphobia

fear of artificial intelligence (arti+phobia).

Artiphobia is growing as fast as the capabilities of AI itself.

by Mike June 22, 2023

Oklabama

Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking.

My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister.

by Mike November 27, 2003

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

BlueFrost

Soft, cuddly, kind, sincere, open, direct, curious, honest, straightforward, doesn't got time for bullshit, won't take shit from anyone, everything i've ever looked for in a girl...and it's all there...wrapped up with a bow tie...can i have you for christmas???

by mike June 2, 2003

Dirty Voergel

Taking a shit on a girls chest, and then placing a carrot up her ass.

That girl just got a dirty voergel.

Please give me a dirty voergel.

by Mike January 31, 2005

psycho girl

A girl that made a sexual video for her exboyfriend to stay with her. The video spread around the internet in a few days and she is now an internet ledgend. She is called psycho girl because she talks like a serial killer the whole time. Both erotic and scary.

"You love me, Matt" -- Psycho Girl

by mike August 30, 2004

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004