Definitions by MiKe

terd burgler 

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

terd burgler by Mike January 1, 2004

Flippity-Floppity-Floop 

In the house.
First you were in the house, then you were in the hiz-ouse, then you were in the hiz-ay, then you were in the hizzy.

Now we just say your in the flippity-floppity-floop.

"Yo,yo,yo dawg, Randy Jackson is in the flippity-floppity-floop!"

Flippity-Floppity-Floop by Mike December 31, 2003

philonym 

philonym n (Gr. philia, love + Gr. onuma, name; cf. synonym, pseudonym) Ð gentle name used by lovers and spouses to address each other.

Examples: honey, sweety, baby, my darling, my love, my
angel.

All philonyms are so trite and trivial. "Honey, sweetyÉ" How can love be expressed in such a routine way? I will call you
"my happicle."

philonym by Mike December 31, 2003

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

cerebrity by Mike December 31, 2003

eventify 

eventify v trans (event + suffix -ify; cf. stratify)Ð to fill with events, to make more eventful.

Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us.

Let's think how we could eventify our next vacation.

You know I love you but our relationship is becoming a routine. I'm looking for some ways to eventify it.

It would be good to eventify one's life to have more fun out of it, but this may be distractive or even destructive for for life itself.

eventify by Mike December 31, 2003

cock museum 

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

cock museum by Mike December 31, 2003

swabble 

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

swabble by Mike December 30, 2003