Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

get on it

A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous.

Guy A: He's going to crowd surf with his ass hanging out...
Guy B: well hell, GET ON IT!

by mike November 22, 2004

fibber

One who is from Illinois (stands for F*cking Illinois Bastard

The fibber drove really fast up in Wisconsin

by mike January 18, 2005

meat wagon

Ambulance, slang.

by Mike January 02, 2003

four ships

what the marching band chants when the crowd says bullshit; since the band can't say bullshit in uniform.
Also used in song.

My eyes grow dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs. FOUR SHIPS!

by MIKE December 04, 2002

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 24, 2004