MiKe's definitions

slacker

Someone who uses Slackware linux

"Jim over there has been a slacker for years now"

by mike October 9, 2004

shitkicker

A violent mullet wearing lower class white person who ends his beatings with kicks to his downed opponent's head.

Garth really layed the boots on some guy at a party last night.

by Mike November 11, 2003

good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

by Mike December 1, 2004

has been

A woman who has had sexual intercourse many times and had children then abstains from all sexual relations and vows not to have intercourse until she's married.

The majority of women in the American society are has beens.

by Mike January 24, 2005

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

gaylies

Art Shop in Bradford, on campus. thats not the actual name but similar, the shops good but just gay, lol. And not as good as Calder Graphics in HUDDERSFIELD!

Right i think i'm gonna go up to gaylies and get some markers, anyone coming?

by Mike April 8, 2005

(*)(*)

perky boobies...used in chat rooms by horny white 30 year old bastards who cant look at porn because they live with their mom...

i...like...boobies...

I saw these boobies like this (*)(*) once dawg!!!
Really?????????
ummm..no but i drew boobies like that once...

by Mike June 21, 2006