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BFW

Big fugly woman; a completely unsexy fat girl.
Though she's plump, she's very pretty so I wouldn't say she's a BFW.
by Mike December 16, 2004
mugGet the BFWmug.

clown car

white Darango
Kids the clown car just pulled up with 2 adults and 8 kids.
by mike July 31, 2003
mugGet the clown carmug.

LEV

Laborious Extra-Orbital Vehicle
Large Mecha first designed to be used in constuction and riot control.
However now out-of-date compared to BAHRAM's Orbital Frames. From PS2 Game Zone Of the Enders.
Taper: DON'T MOVE!
Dingo: Do you plan to shoot me with those tired old LEVs?
by Mike January 2, 2005
mugGet the LEVmug.

yub yub

1> the proclomation of your food arriving at the table
waitress: "who had the ham and swiss?"
Mike: "YUB YUB!"
by Mike December 7, 2003
mugGet the yub yubmug.

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys.
"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...
by Mike February 27, 2004
mugGet the Snerd Nurglingmug.

religion

Something that has surely lasted the wrath of time. Despite this, it is fundamentally wrong (every year we learn more about how religion is bullshit), and often racially intolerable (kill the Jews! Ok, now kill the Muslims! All right, whoever's left: kill the Buhdists!). Has been the cause of many great wars, including the most famous of all: the Crusades, of which there were seven, if I remember correctly. It is an excuse to murder, it is a scapegoat in all its forms (well, shit, I just shot my wife--GOD MADE ME DO IT! SHE WAS AN AGENT OF LUCIFER!!!).

I do not simply attack Christianity or Catholicism, no, ALL religons are based off a false worship of some supernatural being that simply is not there. There is no evidence for this (beyond, often, a book--e.g. the Bible--which can obviously not prove the existance of the text withtin it) and whole heaping loads of evidence against.

I like how C-can brings up "Atheists doing bad". What the hell kind of retort is this? What, not believing in God makes you a horrible monster? He listed THREE fucking people out of BILLIONS of atheists, past and present. Good job asshat, you've rebuked nothing. And let's get something staight: Hitler was a fucking Catholic. He murdered millions in his holy quest to destroy the Jews; he claimed he was "Doing the Lords work" and, upon the eve of his war on Russia, the Pope CONGRATULATED his efforts. Throughout the war he was not excommunicated.

In the Middle East countries war over something as silly as nonexistant entities. Since the begginging of recorded history man has made war on other men because they refused to worship the same invisible diety as another.

And for what? Something that doesn't even fucking exist. It's illogical; it's evil. If I could, I would wipe every religion from the face of the Earth and start fresh. Fuck religion. It solves nothing and creates all sorts of unnecesary shit.
Right now innocent men and women are being crushed under a bulldozer in Palastine.
by Mike January 4, 2004
mugGet the religionmug.

culebra

a type of snake man that scares many peoples. dates back to the early 2000 times when people were scared of the culebra.
that culebra is motha-fuggin scary yo.
by mike October 25, 2004
mugGet the culebramug.

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