Definitions by Meytal Mantzur

marriage 

a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.

marriage by Meytal Mantzur May 14, 2013

Mental Hibernation 

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."

Mental Hibernation by Meytal Mantzur April 3, 2012

demanding 

your wife

James: Hey, why don't you stay out with the guys tonight? We gonna go grab a couple of beers.
Justin: Sorry, gotta stay home with Mrs. Demanding tonight.

demanding by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011

question 

the reason answers came into being

Delilah: I have a question.
Jonathan: To solve your problem, I may need to come up with an answer.

question by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011

pussy 

2 definitions:
1. a straight male
2. a lesbian female

Person 1: You're such a pussy
Person 2: Hey, you are what you eat

pussy by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011

SAT words 

made up words that highschool student have to know for the SAT test to sound smart because possibly important people created these words

Haley: Wanna go do something worthwhile?
Jane: Sorry girlie, I have to study my SAT words.
Haley: Who's to say they're "smart" words? Language was made up by mankind, so these words are made up.
Jane: Colleges clearly care about this superficial stuff.

SAT words by Meytal Mantzur November 23, 2011