Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Polish 

The politically correct term for someone as smart as a pumpkin

It figures that Jake would put an ejector seat on his new helicopter, his family is Polish

Polish by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Grizzly Bear

A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell

Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us

Grizzly Bear by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making

The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!

Kardashian by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

RAREWARE

A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory

DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!

Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong

RAREWARE by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Alpaca 

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

Alpaca by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

PSH 

When the police come across the body of a deceased drug addict that still has the needle stuck in the crook of their arm, they are pronounced PSH (in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who was also found deceased with a heroin needle still in his arm)

Dan: Hey Scott, you hear that Mike died yesterday?
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it

PSH by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils

Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!

Helium Tank by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018