Metallicajunkie's definitions
The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
Get the Thanosmug. This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body
by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018
Get the Embalmedmug. by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
Get the Lawsuitmug. A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
Get the Danger Dolanmug. The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:
The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)
Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
Get the Australiamug. A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
Get the Float Awaymug. The guy that Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers is always looking for, but never seems to find. He also goes by the alias Lawrence when in England. Sightings of the famous "Larry" have occurred at a car dealership, a ticket line, a shoe store, a grocery store, an office building, and an English pub.
Hey Larry! I was calling you Larry!
by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018
Get the Larrymug.