10 definitions by Merk

cohnsyspenis

something I'd like to sit on

merk likes to sit on cohnsyspenis

by Merk March 28, 2003

Shmansy

Shiny and fancy, objects or people that look good.

that necklace is shmansy
Good God you look shmansy

by Merk November 21, 2003

Twaticles

The ovaries of a woman, defined from the male testicales and the female twat.

you twaticle.
God you have big twaticles.

by Merk November 21, 2003

ho's your daddy

one whose father sucks dick for crack

what are you talking about, ho's your daddy!

by Merk April 29, 2004

eaze

who could be harder? if you see him coming RUN.

oh shit theres eaze..i aint afraid of him..o shit he got da gun..BANG.

by Merk October 29, 2003

junyad

An amazing guy who will never let you down he’s sweet and always stays on your mind no matter what! Loving and caring in all ways and knows when they find the one!

Man I wish I had a junyad in my life!

by Merk January 16, 2018

carnal

Of the appetites and passions of the body

I need to freshen up my carnal knowledge

by Merk January 9, 2004