Mercunium's definitions

bumrape

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.

I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

Bum Bogey

Small brown nuggets of faeces that fall out of one's anus.

See bum nuggets

Ian keeps picking bum bogeys out of his arse and flicking them at Simon.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

drop the kids

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

ogledemoo

Not very good

The weather's a bit ogledemoo

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

vag dis

Short for vaginal discharge.

Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor.

by mercunium November 16, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

uce

The "University" of Central England. A shit university in Birmingham that is so bad it looks up to Aston, let alone the superior beings at Birmingham University.

You go to UCE? Aren't they the a-level grades you need to get in there?

by mercunium November 24, 2003