pisspot

The toilet. See pisser

Where's the pisspot?

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

fugging

Fucking

Those fugging bastards are outside again.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

vag dis

Short for vaginal discharge.

Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor.

by mercunium November 17, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

Taxiban

A typical taxi driver in Birmingham, UK. All the fuckers look like Taliban cunts, hence the contraction of Taxi-Taliban to Taxiban (thanks Lisa)

I got wankered up Broad Street on Thursday and ended up getting bumraped by a Taxiban on the way home.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

violated

1. to have participated in a sexual act with someone usually against your will.

2. to be ripped off in monetary terms, opften prefixed with 'anally'. See bumrape, definition 2.

1. Tom violated Jo that night.

2. I got anally violated by that car mechanic. Cunt.

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 25, 2003