Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.

Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"

by MemeBuster3641 October 28, 2020

Double Trouble

When you piss and shit at the same time.

"I had double trouble last night."

by MemeBuster3641 April 07, 2021

Benry

B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶c̶i̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶r̶u̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶b̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶s̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶n̶i̶b̶b̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶2̶4̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶.̶ ̶

Anyone has PS+? - Benry

Gordon Freeman - "Whats your name?"

Benry - Looking straight at another security guard. "BENRY"

Gordon Freeman - "Your name is Benry?"

Benry - Still looking at the guard. "BENRY."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Very Berry Flavour

Very Berry is Berry but Very.

Guy 1 : "Did you try the new Very Berry Flavour for Cram?"

Guy 2 : *Sharpening Cram Sword* "Hm? Oh yeah."

by MemeBuster3641 October 28, 2020

Minky

A taste between Salty and Sweet, but usually leaning towards salty.

Guy 1: "This food tastes Minky."

Guy 2: "...What?"

Guy 1: "Minky! Like, in between salty and sweet!"

Guy 2: "Is that even a word?"

by MemeBuster3641 February 12, 2021

Beem Beem Lmao

The act of pranking an orphanage with mustard gas.

Guy 1 - "Beem Beem Lmao"

Guy 2 - *Slowly dialing 911*

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Rat Feasting

An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.

There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.

Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"

Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*

Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."

by MemeBuster3641 October 22, 2020