Definitions by Member 248791

criscofarr 

(kris'•ko•farr) Verb meaning to masturbate using one's own tears as lube.

I haven't seen Tommy since his girl left him. You have any idea where he could be?

I'm sure he's hiding somewhere just thinking about her and criscofarring.

criscofarr by Member 248791 November 18, 2016

dickface 

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

dickface by Member 248791 November 16, 2016

Trump 

Freakin' moron.

That guy thinks he can become President of the United States even though he has no political experience or knowledge. What a Trump!!!

Trump by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

balless 

Rejecting innovative ideas that provide clear solutions to a multitude of problems because of imaginary complications.

When it comes to the legalization of marijuana the United States government remains completely balless.

balless by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

trumpified

An area that has been completely tapped of all resources and has since become ignored. May be policed by a private "security" team. Live there at your own risk.

If you saw Back to the Future 2 think of Hill Valley when Biff took over and you'll know what trumpified means.

If Donald Trump becomes President, he will trumpify the entire nation.

trumpified by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

face-titties 

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

face-titties by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

swargling 

The act of swallowing jizz without removing the penis from one's mouth.

Man, my lover is great at swargling. I love getting head from him/her because my penis stays warm inside his/her mouth.

swargling by Member 248791 October 21, 2016