118 definitions by Melissa

monkey bath

a "bath" that cleans only the body parts that smell. monkey baths typically do not involve total immersion in bath water, but rather require only the use of a washcloth and water.

ah man i dont have enough time for a shower...i'd better just take a monkey bath.

by Melissa September 12, 2003

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by Melissa August 3, 2003

Crackin

Going on

"Whats crackin?" whats going on?

by Melissa October 14, 2002

popcorn pimp

A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.

See Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, etc.

by Melissa December 15, 2003

kabbalah

it's "holla back" backwards. just say it outloud.

"kabbalah now, ya hurr??"

by Melissa November 12, 2004

i ono

slang term for "i dont know" used on instant messenger when the person is too lazy do write the full word

person 1: what time are you going to your moms?
person 2: i ono

by Melissa March 6, 2004

Mandie Kissinger

A great person who is known for her tank ass. LoL I still love her. Even though she is a dickhead magnet, she deserves sooooo much better!! I LOVE YOU MANDIE!!!!

Mandie is a great friend!

by Melissa January 12, 2004