Melissa's definitions

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004

DudeTruck

a rather large truck near mountain biking that well, looks like a dude truck

"Hey, look at that dude truck"

by Melissa January 21, 2005

Head

1- upper-most part of the human body that controls all bodily functions and contains the brain, at least in some specimens.
2- the process of sucking/licking either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation/orgasm occurs.
3- term used to refer to the foam on top of beer that nobody really wants.

Martha really doesnt have her head on her shoulders.

Little Johnny made his girlfriend orgasm 5 times. That night she reciprocated by giving him head as well.

Damn, what's up with all the head. You gotta learn how to pour dawg.

by melissa July 11, 2003

p()()n!$ 3@737

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!

whoa i totally dig that p()()n!$ 3@737!!!! 11!!1

fo sho i'd tap daT p()()n!$ 3@737!

by melissa February 26, 2005

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

EP

Stands for Extended Play and is used to describe an album.

I bought an EP cd of my favorite band.

by melissa October 3, 2004