Melissa's definitions

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

CUPERTINO

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.

A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

EP

Stands for Extended Play and is used to describe an album.

I bought an EP cd of my favorite band.

by melissa October 3, 2004

Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

by Melissa January 20, 2004

cargill

a pedophile child rapist

Cargill likes to touch little boys.

by Melissa May 31, 2003

Shiggety Diggety

1. When someone kiils a joke
2. When someone kills a conversation
3. shinamoo

1. Dooshbag! Dooshbag! Dooshbag!
Ok shiggety diggety (u killed it)
2. erm.................so............
3. Ask Luke

by melissa February 20, 2004