5 definitions by Melanie Cotton
by Melanie Cotton July 13, 2005
by Melanie Cotton December 9, 2005
Um, like, if you lose two of the six ADLs like dressing, eating or inconsonants of your vowels or if you have Oldtimer's disease or dementeea you can, like, qualify for a Long Term Care benefit.
by Melanie Cotton April 1, 2005
Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
by Melanie Cotton July 8, 2005
by Melanie Cotton April 29, 2005