Mel's definitions

wasteland

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.

She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.

by Mel May 13, 2005

bingloader

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole

"What a pain in the bing!"

by Mel March 11, 2004

scraimed

redneck way of sayin screamed

i was so skurred i scraimed

by mel October 5, 2004

neo zoom maxi dweeb

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

by mel February 1, 2005

71

Anal sex. When the 71 is turn 90 degrees it looks like a person receiving anal in the doggy position.

We didn't 69 but we 71 instead and then I 86ed.

by Mel January 23, 2005

burn that shit

It mean to burn the good shit

hey what's up burn that shit

by mel August 24, 2004

opiate

Otherwise known as narcotic; potent class of medicine which is used to address moderate to severe pain. Not intended or recommended for abuse or for any purpose other than pain relief under the supervision of a physician.

Opiate pain medicine, when applied appropriately for patients in pain, saves lives.

by mel September 21, 2003