Mel's definitions

neo zoom maxi dweeb

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

by mel February 1, 2005

man

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Mel December 28, 2005

tah tahs

n; boobs, breasts, tits;

She has a set of bodacious tah tahs.

by Mel August 3, 2003

Bobby Flay

One of three Iron Chefs on Food Network's Iron Chef America, a knockoff of the Japanese cult sensation Iron Chef. Cooks in the Southwestern style, and has a nasty habit of clumsily knocking over things during battles.

Oh, shit! Flay just knocked over the bowl of salt!

by Mel February 7, 2005

melonie

hot hot hot
cool couture
swank

by mel September 22, 2003

Brandon Flowers

Lead singer of The Killers as well as synth player for the band
Originally from Las Vegas
Displays a penchant for eyeliner
Is claimed by some as a "GOD"

"omg! Brandon Flowers is a sex GOD"

by mel May 13, 2005

vergina

1. A virgin vagina
2. A womans genital area that hasnt yet been penetrated

my mom doesnt have a virgina

by mel May 13, 2005