Definitions by Mel
wastelands
a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the area's contributions to it's parental city's resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.
We drove through miles of wastelands on our journey to the city, stopping only once for a burger named mac and a biggie fry.
wastelands by Mel March 4, 2005
Bobby Flay
One of three Iron Chefs on Food Network's Iron Chef America, a knockoff of the Japanese cult sensation Iron Chef. Cooks in the Southwestern style, and has a nasty habit of clumsily knocking over things during battles.
Bobby Flay by Mel February 7, 2005
neo zoom maxi dweeb
description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club
neo zoom maxi dweeb by mel February 1, 2005