Mel's definitions

Shower beer

An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".

by Mel March 12, 2004

brunch

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.

Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"

by Mel January 23, 2006

calista

a skinny ass girl ; a girl who is anorexic-looking; a bean pole (as in Calista Flockhart)

If the wind blows too hard, that calista is gonna get knocked over flat on her ass.

by MeL April 27, 2003

BMB

Beast-Man-Boner , (or MBMB, MAJOR-beast-man-boner)

Last night when me and my boyfriend was making out on my bed, he got a BMBmbmb

by mel December 3, 2003

Puter

Short for computer

My Puter is being slow.

by Mel February 24, 2003

OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

by Mel December 10, 2005

lslebchmahwdwhwa

an internet acronym representing laughter. stands for "laughing so loud even beethoven can hear me and he was deaf when he was alive."

person 1: ...and he said, that was no piccolo! that was my fife!

person 2: lslebchmahwdwhwa!

by Mel April 21, 2005