Mel's definitions

VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

by Mel October 13, 2003

Sexafiable

Extremely Sexy or Extremely Do-able

He is So Sexafiable

by Mel December 21, 2003

weeiner wagon

A station wagon, in a version of a pussy wagon.

"were's my mom with the pussy wagon?"

by mel March 23, 2005

pimple

Not to be confused with a pimp.
A red form of acne. Not a turn on.

Look at the nasty pimple on his nose!

by Mel February 25, 2003

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

wastelands

a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the area's contributions to it's parental city's resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.

We drove through miles of wastelands on our journey to the city, stopping only once for a burger named mac and a biggie fry.

by Mel March 4, 2005

luvah

Somebody you like, or love, or think you like/love. Like lover/luver but luvah.

Your luvah boy sent you an email.

by Mel February 25, 2003