Definitions by Mel

VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

VMB by Mel October 13, 2003

Go-tard 

A physically handicapped inividual.

I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.

Go-tard by Mel October 10, 2003

lounge lizard 

A playa of the 1920s.

Tom Buchanan, a lounge lizard? Ha! I banged ten times as many hoes as that dumb brute.

lounge lizard by Mel October 10, 2003

Archon 

1. A heavenly being taking the form of an attractive Italian-American. A Highman.
2. One of the 15 races in the Age of Wonders series by Triumph Studios.
3. adj. Archonic: Pertaining to one's exact standard of decency, good, and morality.

1. Hey, baby. Are you part Archon?
2. My Archons will sanctify you to the stone age
3. I have yet to meet an Archonic person.

Archon by Mel October 10, 2003

Spooning 

A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.

My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.

Spooning by Mel September 30, 2003

alto 

1. The lower women's voices in a choir.
2. The best section of a choir.

If I were going to sing in a choir, I would want to be an ALTO, because ALTOs are the BEST!

alto by Mel September 29, 2003

melonie 

hot hot hot
cool couture
swank

melonie by mel September 22, 2003