Definitions by Mel

Doofo

a cooler version of doofus...aka perry =)

Perry is a doofo who thinks Rock Lee is eye candy with his thick eye brows and bowl shaped head, **drool**.

Doofo by Mel March 31, 2004

Gurban

The gay twist on urban fashion.

My friend Chris dresses like a gurban cowboy

Gurban by Mel March 31, 2004

Oh Shit Handles 

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

Oh Shit Handles by Mel March 31, 2004

Six Beer Thoery 

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

Six Beer Thoery by Mel March 31, 2004

CO Mel 

The Evil Writer/Gamefaqs Board Member who has nothing better to do than cause trouble etc.

CO Mel!? Run for your FRICKING LIVES! He'll cameo you to death!

CO Mel by Mel March 30, 2004

Shower beer 

An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".

Shower beer by Mel March 12, 2004

bingloader 

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole

"What a pain in the bing!"

bingloader by Mel March 11, 2004