by Meijer's! December 10, 2006
A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.
"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"
"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
by Meijer's! May 29, 2006
One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.
"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*
"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*
"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"
by Meijer's! January 30, 2006
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A very tasty treat where raisins are covered in delicious milk chocolate. The end result is a chewy tasty snack!
by Meijer's! September 20, 2005
"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
by Meijer's! January 03, 2006
A $50 modification from EA aimed at destroying the BF2 modding community. Contains a handful of new unimpressive features.
by Meijer's! May 29, 2006