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Definitions by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ

Boogie witch 

Someone who acts so nice in public but so fucking evil and a stealing murderous bitch in private
We all believed in this boogie witch and went to hell for it . Boogie bitch!

Miracle Drink

This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.
That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.

Uncharted territory 

This what you call a girl who still has her v card. Being a virgin. No sexual experience ever. Never been kissed or hug. Hand haven’t been kissed. Nothing. Not even been out on a date.
Who will brave those waters? That’s uncharted territory and can’t learn from any other man how to get this girl in bed easily.

Greatest Gag Gift 

GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.
The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.

Na’vi’a baby nursing method 

This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods
Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?

Whole nother Coloda 

This is the best liquor in the world and it don’t taste nasty. Like all others and don’t need to be mix with juice or anything. And it’s not on sale anywhere and only the son of ABSOLLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR makes this and he don’t make it no more and only few people got to try it. And he has no reason to ever make it again.
This drink whole nother coloda taste better than anything you ever had and make you feel better than anything else and really gets you intoxicated high fast too and you can chug it really easily too.

The meaning of life

Is to find virgin faithful true love in each other forever and don’t be with no one else and love each out greatly as best as possible and the real meaning of love not what you think love is. And to Worship and thank ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL as much as possible for this love he bless you with
The meaning of life is always seek out alone and always fail to reach a trillion times over.