Definitions by Mega Hemroids

Mexican Mustard 

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

Mexican Mustard by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

auschwitz easy bake 

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.

Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.

auschwitz easy bake by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2023

Luma Luma 

A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.

Sanjay’s dad is a lil luma luma.

Luma Luma by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022

Three Bean Salad 

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

Three Bean Salad by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

Mixed Rice 

Mixed Rice is an attractive woman who is crossed between at least two unlikely ethnicities of rice eating origin. (This strictly excludes America, Canada and the British isles,) Often as bizarre as they are beautiful, 2022’s most popular breeds are Vietnamese/Mexican and South Korean/Greek.

Charlene Nguyen Ramos is one fine ass mixed rice.

Mixed Rice by Mega Hemroids March 7, 2022

Guatemala Cocktail 

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

Guatemala Cocktail by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

Spud 

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

Spud by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021