Meepster 's definitions

republican debate

The (partially sane) governor of Ohio John Kasich talking to a bunch of monkeys on Fox News. The monkeys usually use names like Donald Drumpf (known alias: Donald Trump), Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and things like that.

-Did you watch the Republican Debate last night?
-Yes, I almost committed suicide.

by Meepster August 8, 2016

balls

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?

I just got kicked in the balls.

by Meepster March 18, 2015

bing

the best search engine to find google.

Bing is Microsoft's attempt to create a search engine, but it is mainly used to search for Google, the only good search engine.

by Meepster March 17, 2015

me

the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.

Come with ME!!

by Meepster May 30, 2015

force choke

an execution technique popularized by Darth Vader in Star Wars, in which Darth Vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.

Darth Vader: * force choke s Captain Needa*

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

by Meepster April 4, 2015

ibmnay

I blow my nose at you!

an insult popularized by Monty Python during their search for the holy grail.

What! No! Ibmnay!

by Meepster April 7, 2015

A

it's an island in Norway. (Å is the actual spelling)

Dude 1: Where did you go for spring break?
Dude 2: Å

by Meepster March 18, 2015