Meat's definitions

quelch

fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!

I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!

by Meat May 15, 2003

bodied

Slang word meaning killed or murdered

That nigga got bodied for for fuckin this dudes chick....

by Meat August 1, 2003

Butt Nugget

Poop, assgrapes, shit

Excuse me chaps, I just need to go lay a BUTT NUGGET.

by Meat January 27, 2003

rabid beaver

an extreme explosion of vaginal fluids as result of an orgasm aka squirter

Ryan met a waitress, went back to her apt. banged the shit out of her and thought she pissed on him when she came, but it was just a rabid beaver.

by Meat May 13, 2005

Alon

god of the bed

Damn it Alon, how many bitches did you shag last night?

by meat June 4, 2003

cock goblin

1. A particularly nasty growth or infection situatied on penis or cock

see also Genital Gargoyle

2. A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

see also homo, slut

1. Ugh, what an aweful cock goblin. Get it away from me.

2. That bitch is such a cock goblin. She'd fuck anything twice.

by Meat January 27, 2003

Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

by Meat January 27, 2003