Meat

Is this a man or animal, who really knows, he seems to cool kinda like a pimp but everyone knows its cuz he was nice tits. he plays lacrosse and sports number 42 bitches, can and will fuck your day up i might add. if he gets hit in the face by his best friend Rob Cooper he will hit the person in the face with a bag of bottled water

One weird mother fucker

by Meat January 08, 2005

KKB

Kickass Karaoke Board

Jimi got his ass handed to him on the KKB.

by Meat October 15, 2003

cock goblin

1. A particularly nasty growth or infection situatied on penis or cock

see also Genital Gargoyle

2. A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

see also homo, slut

1. Ugh, what an aweful cock goblin. Get it away from me.

2. That bitch is such a cock goblin. She'd fuck anything twice.

by Meat January 27, 2003

Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

by Meat January 27, 2003

rabid beaver

an extreme explosion of vaginal fluids as result of an orgasm aka squirter

Ryan met a waitress, went back to her apt. banged the shit out of her and thought she pissed on him when she came, but it was just a rabid beaver.

by Meat May 13, 2005

quelch

fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!

I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!

by Meat May 15, 2003

Butt Nugget

Poop, assgrapes, shit

Excuse me chaps, I just need to go lay a BUTT NUGGET.

by Meat January 27, 2003