delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

dorkified

When someone starts dressing like a total dork, after years of doing the opposite.

Have you seen John Mayer lately? The guy totally dorkified himself! He used to dress cool, but now he looks like a total dork!

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2014

A Better Place

a "place" where people claim to be when they have left emotional baggage behind; whether this is true or not is only shown by their behavior

After years of therapy and reading self help books, he claimed that he was in A Better Place, but his actions showed that this was not the case

by Meadow Soprano October 02, 2005

high maintenance friend

a friend who always has drama in his/her life; who gets pissed at friends over stupid things and is ALWAYS mad and talking shit about someone

S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

tempthentic

the inability to maintain being your authentic self for any significant length of time

Steve would always apologize for his horrific behavior and and would confess "deep dark secrets", but within days returned to his lying and manipulative ways......

by Meadow Soprano August 30, 2005