gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby
what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?
by Meadow Soprano August 02, 2005
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delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
by Meadow Soprano November 15, 2005
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lurking

spying on people online, while you remain invisible
Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who
by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005
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entitlement

someone who thinks something is owed to them by life in general; or because they are who they are
I had a friend who would never work on her birthday, and throw hissy fits when things didn't go her way- what a brat- had a huge sense of entitlement
by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005
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entitlement

when someone thinks they are owed something by life; they should get things just because they are who they are
I still can't get over the hissy fit she threw over having to drive herself to the party- what a sense of entitlement- her ego is hunormous
by Meadow Soprano October 19, 2005
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altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it
Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed
by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005
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skinny-fat

When someone is thin and looks great in clothes, but is all flabby underneath
Some people have great figures, but in a bathing suit they are a mess- all skinny-fat- like Miss Paris, who loves to show off her flabby ass for some reason
by Meadow Soprano November 08, 2005
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