Meadow Soprano's definitions

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

dorkified

When someone starts dressing like a total dork, after years of doing the opposite.

Have you seen John Mayer lately? The guy totally dorkified himself! He used to dress cool, but now he looks like a total dork!

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2014

entitlement

someone who thinks something is owed to them by life in general; or because they are who they are

I had a friend who would never work on her birthday, and throw hissy fits when things didn't go her way- what a brat- had a huge sense of entitlement

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

hamster wheel

when someone just keeps running in circles (and making the same mistakes) in their life, instead of progressing

I thought when you "moved on" , everything would change....but I can see you are still on the hamster wheel-NOTHING has.

by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

alcowhoric

Someone who gets drunk and has sex with many people.....often

Tara Reid and Paris Hilton are perfect examples of someone who is an alcowhoric

by Meadow Soprano October 9, 2005

dinnert

Having dessert for dinner.

I had ice cream and brownies tonight instead of a regular dinner- it was dinnert!

by Meadow Soprano May 2, 2013

beard

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005