Definitions by Meadow Soprano

hamster wheel 

when someone just keeps running in circles (and making the same mistakes) in their life, instead of progressing

I thought when you "moved on" , everything would change....but I can see you are still on the hamster wheel-NOTHING has.

hamster wheel by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

anger management 

When a person manages to stay angry throughout their life- no matter which direction it is taking

No matter how her life is going, she is always pissed off! She's a case of anger management, if I've ever heard one.....

anger management by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

delusional sizing 

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

delusional sizing by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

Urb-and-seek 

the act of searching UD for people you suspect are submitting words about you

J spends his days playing Urb-and-seek looking for those who have bid him good riddance

Urb-and-seek by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

poster's remorse 

when you post a word on UD, but then change your mind and would like to remove it

After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how

poster's remorse by Meadow Soprano November 9, 2005

skinny-fat 

When someone is thin and looks great in clothes, but is all flabby underneath

Some people have great figures, but in a bathing suit they are a mess- all skinny-fat- like Miss Paris, who loves to show off her flabby ass for some reason

skinny-fat by Meadow Soprano November 8, 2005

altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it

Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed

altered ego by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005