NLS

When people are trying to be different, so they don't say lol which means laugh out loud, but instead say NLS which means 'NOT LAUGHIN, SMILING' meaning they are not laughing out loud, just grinning, often used when not even smiling.

George: I hope Rover shits on his face.
Lucy: NLS

by Mel February 25, 2003

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

begs

Badly wants 2 be something/someone they cant (can also be used as begging)

Justin Timberlake begs to be black

by Mel May 3, 2004

knee deep

In a lot of trouble

California is knee deep with Arnold Schwartzenegger running things.

by Mel November 2, 2003

Shellybear

A bear named Shelly;

A nickname for your banging buddy and/or the love of your life.

Did you see Shellybear tackling that honeycomb?

Aww...Shellybear, I wuv you.

by Mel November 14, 2004

Mode

a bent penis

Tri: Dude, Rus has a mode!
Chels: That's so funny!
Tri and Chels: hahahahahaha :D

by Mel March 3, 2003

Brandon Flowers

Lead singer of The Killers as well as synth player for the band
Originally from Las Vegas
Displays a penchant for eyeliner
Is claimed by some as a "GOD"

"omg! Brandon Flowers is a sex GOD"

by mel May 13, 2005