MeL's definitions

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

haiduc

Somone who steals from the rich to give to the poor, Robin Hood style.

While on trial for theft, he claimed he was a haiduc--so should be let off.

by mel December 1, 2004

hillbilly heroin

Term erroneously applied to oxycontin or other pain medications which are misused by certain individuals who use bad judgement thinking they will get 'high' from a medicine by misusing it against labeling instructions and better judgement instead causing death.

Even when hillbilly heroin is taken as as directed on the label and not altered in any way, you can still have an adverse reaction to it and end up toes up in the morgue.

by mel September 21, 2003

the killers

Cleaner living 'rock stars', they are an amazing band with poetic lyrics and amazing instrument playing on the parts of sirs Vanucci, Stoermer, Keuning and Flowers.
Had/have loyal underground following, but achieved recent mainstream success with Somebody Told Me and Mr Brightside.

Described more than once as "The Next U2".

"I took my baby's breath beneath the chandelier
of stars and atmosphere
and watched her disappear
into the midnight show"

by mel March 16, 2005

I divenar

I majaor Geordie abbreviation for 'I do not know' Used by people From Newcastle (England)

"What's your phone number and bank card number backwords?"
"ah div-a-nar"

by Mel July 19, 2003

the darkness

sell-outs with a vocalist/guitarist that thinks he's all that. everyone says he's brilliant but if you want a real guitarist listen to John Petrucci or a proper musician you sad wannabe moshers have probably never even heard of.

To the Darkness : Who the fuck do you think you are? Rory Gallagher???
To the Darkness fans : What do you think Yngwie Malmsteen is? A breakfast cereal?

by Mel March 9, 2004

Mimo

A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.

Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!

by Mel May 1, 2006