21 definitions by Me.

whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

by Me. December 27, 2005

bloody

Bloody - seemingly harmless word common place in the U.K. When broken down, it becomes By(the virgin)mary. Also in the form bleedin, and more commonly bloody hell.

You bloody twot!
This parot is BLEEDIN DEMISED!
Oh bloody hell, no one will vote for this.

by Me. October 9, 2003

cocksicle

an endearing term for cock. like sucking a cocksicle?

one slut to anoter slut, "im gonna go have myself a yummy cocksicle"

by Me. May 28, 2003

splenda

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

by Me. September 7, 2004

The Ginty

Two in the pink - two in the stink.

When she bent over I sent her The Ginty.

by Me. March 26, 2004

Limmud

the bestest place ever! where I met my amazing friendies......xxxxxxx

wow, its limmud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Me. April 9, 2005

sum 41

A kickass band. All you people who hate Sum 41 are shitheads. So shove your retarded lame excuses for "insults" about Sum 41 up your ass because they are THE BEST BAND EVER. Git it thru yer head, asshole.

Simple and easy, Sum 41 rocks.

by Me. August 2, 2003