Definitions by Me.

mmph 

1. A sound you make when shoving around 2. Some random hop in nipponsei 3. some idiot in #rori-games and #hf-network

timestamp removed <+mmph> ...XD

mmph by me. February 17, 2005

whore of pastiness 

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

whore of pastiness by me. December 26, 2004

happy birthday 

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

happy birthday by Me. October 10, 2004

racism

See also stupidity.

Racism & stupidity go hand in hand.

racism by Me. October 8, 2004

splenda

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

splenda by me. September 7, 2004

i 

A letter that overly energetic high school girls add to their otherwise traditional names to make them "cute".

Cheerleader: Hi, I'm Jenni--with an i! And this is my friend, Christi.

i by me. September 6, 2004

The Ginty 

Two in the pink - two in the stink.

When she bent over I sent her The Ginty.

The Ginty by Me. March 26, 2004