Mcgwicko 's definitions

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021

freezer rotation

When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer

Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation

by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014

hawk tuah

It's the noise associated when a partner giving head spits a nasty loogy on your dick.

I was hooking up with Amanda last night and she gave me that hawk tuah, covering my dick in saliva.

by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024

Wrist fatigue

When a girl insists on doing it missionary all the time, and your forearms and wrists get tired from that. Also occurs from masturbating too much .

I was on top of herí for 45 minutes i got Wrist fatigue .

by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016

glue trap

When you cum starting on a partners eyebrow(s) and then string it over a closed eyelid. It closes the eyelid and opening said eyelid(s) looks like a creature trying to escape from a glue trap.

Joanna was giving me head, and I pulled out and gave her ye ol' glue trap. She had a hard time opening her left eye.

by Mcgwicko December 26, 2020

Medaling

When you perform a certain Sex act so good (eating pussy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it.

I ate crystals Pussy so good, she was convulsing. I was medaling in eating pussy.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016