Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 01, 2017

Instagram ass

When a girl has an amZing Ass on Instagram. But then you get her in the sack take
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.

Girl Posted she was doing squats everyday, she didn't . She had an Instagram Ass.

by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021

freezer rotation

When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer

Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation

by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014

Medaling

When you perform a certain Sex act so good (eating pussy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it.

I ate crystals Pussy so good, she was convulsing. I was medaling in eating pussy.

by Mcgwicko September 05, 2016