by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
by Mcgwicko September 05, 2016
Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.
She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.
by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021
This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021
When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer
Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation
by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014
by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024