Mcgwicko 's definitions

hawk tuah

It's the noise associated when a partner giving head spits a nasty loogy on your dick.

I was hooking up with Amanda last night and she gave me that hawk tuah, covering my dick in saliva.

by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024

ass wave

An ass wave is when a girl who has an ass that moves in a wave pattern when youre doing the deed. It looks like a wave pattern in the ocean.

I was smashing Britney from behind and she had a great ass wave.

by Mcgwicko April 1, 2023

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021

lickherish

A girl whos kinda into the idea of eating another girls pussy. Like she may do it if the circumstances are right. Similar to bicurious

Tammy and Jenny may hook up tonight. When Tammy gets drunk she gets real lickherish.

by Mcgwicko March 30, 2021

glue trap

When you cum starting on a partners eyebrow(s) and then string it over a closed eyelid. It closes the eyelid and opening said eyelid(s) looks like a creature trying to escape from a glue trap.

Joanna was giving me head, and I pulled out and gave her ye ol' glue trap. She had a hard time opening her left eye.

by Mcgwicko December 26, 2020