Mcgwicko 's definitions

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

hawk tuah

It's the noise associated when a partner giving head spits a nasty loogy on your dick.

I was hooking up with Amanda last night and she gave me that hawk tuah, covering my dick in saliva.

by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024

glue trap

When you cum starting on a partners eyebrow(s) and then string it over a closed eyelid. It closes the eyelid and opening said eyelid(s) looks like a creature trying to escape from a glue trap.

Joanna was giving me head, and I pulled out and gave her ye ol' glue trap. She had a hard time opening her left eye.

by Mcgwicko December 26, 2020

Wrist fatigue

When a girl insists on doing it missionary all the time, and your forearms and wrists get tired from that. Also occurs from masturbating too much .

I was on top of herí for 45 minutes i got Wrist fatigue .

by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016

Cinnabon garnish

When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.

I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.

by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016

Pimple butt

What my ex had. A girl who has a pimple on her ass or in between butt cheeks. Kind of a turn on.

Dude Monique had a pimple butt: she had three zits on her butt because it was so fat . Awesome.

by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021