(noun) an area that is littered with kids
(noun) a pigsty is a place covered in mud and slop, whereas a kidsty is a place covered in children and razor scooters
(noun) a pigsty is a place covered in mud and slop, whereas a kidsty is a place covered in children and razor scooters
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**
Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
by Maxwell Dope January 23, 2014
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(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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Max: I got the new Britney Spears album. So lame.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
by Maxwell Dope August 15, 2014
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**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**
Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.
**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.
**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013
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Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015
Get the to both mug.(verb) to use 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)
(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle
(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle
**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013
Get the banana code mug.The medical condition known by doctors as diarrhea which comes as a direct result of a late-night McRun.
Max: Holy shit Tim! We shouldn't have gone on that McRun last night!
Tim: What's the matter?
Max: That McRun gave me a NASTY case of the McRuns!!
Tim: What's the matter?
Max: That McRun gave me a NASTY case of the McRuns!!
by Maxwell Dope November 09, 2013
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