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the shitterbug

(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor
Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.

Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.

Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!

Tim: Yeah.

Max: You’re a pun god.
by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014
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banana coded

(verb) past tense version of banana code; (verb) to have previously used 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)
**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**

Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.

**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**

Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013
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kidsty

(noun) an area that is littered with kids
(noun) a pigsty is a place covered in mud and slop, whereas a kidsty is a place covered in children and razor scooters
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**

Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
by Maxwell Dope January 23, 2014
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Newman dinosaur

(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature

(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**

Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.

**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**

Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014
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milves

(plural noun) the plural form of the acronym MILF, the singular form of which was popularized in the 1999 hit movie American Pie 1
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**

Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
by Maxwell Dope January 22, 2014
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McRun

The shameful and disappointing trip a person must take to a shitty fast food restaurant in the middle of the night when there are no better options available.
Max: "Hey, Tim. I'm starving. Let's go eat."
Tim: "Nah man. Nothing's open."
Max: "McRun?"
Tim: "Down."
by Maxwell Dope November 8, 2013
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drop a Mick

(verb) to take a trip late at night to a shitty fast food restaurant because nothing better is open; (verb) to go on a McRun
Max: Tim, you hungry?
Tim: Yeah, but nothing's open.
Max: Wanna drop a Mick?
Tim: Yeah, a McRun actually sounds pretty good right now.
Max: McDonalds or Taco Bell?
Tim: Micky D's. Taco Bell always gives me the McRuns!
by Maxwell Dope November 11, 2013
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