Definitions by Maxwell

Poaching 

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

Poaching by Maxwell July 3, 2004

LEZ dispenser 

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

LEZ dispenser by Maxwell July 1, 2004

telemundo 

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

telemundo by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Britney Spears 

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

Britney Spears by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Buttering 

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

Buttering by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Luckys 

shortened name for Lucky Strike cigarettes.

John stopped at the corner store for a pack of Luckys.

Luckys by Maxwell June 29, 2004

cb radio jive 

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.

sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"

cb radio jive by Maxwell June 27, 2004