Definitions by Maxhole

inheritocracy 

inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.

Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.

inheritocracy by Maxhole June 21, 2009

millione’er-do-well 

millione’er-do-well (mil yun aer do well) NOUN. A rich criminal. From “millionaire” and “ne’er-do -well.”

America hasn't executed a millionaire since Juan Garza, in 2001, and he was a major drug kingpin and murderer. Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson and John du Pont all committed premeditated murder, so why aren't they on death row? They are millione’er-do-wells. They had been paranoid, hyper aggressive assholes for years, but their money protected them.

millione’er-do-well by Maxhole June 21, 2009

Chief Justard 

Chief Justard (cheef juss tard) NOUN. A really stupid Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Can you imagine the kind of decisions we'd get if Scalia was the Chief Justard?

Chief Justard by Maxhole June 20, 2009

disinfotainment 

disinfotainment (diss in fo tayn ment) NOUN. Lies and propaganda disguised as entertainment.

Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."

disinfotainment by Maxhole June 20, 2009

facthole 

facthole (fakt hole) NOUN. A place where information goes, never to return.

I told you a dozen times before and you forgot like you always do, you senile facthole!

facthole by Maxhole June 20, 2009

faithfool 

faithfool (faith fool) NOUN. A person whose beliefs are destructive to self and others, i.e., Crusaders, Jihadists, Fascists, Communists, etc. Fanatics who lie, cheat and kill for their god, in return for dubious heavenly rewards. From “faith” and “fool.”

Heinlein said, "There's a seeker born every minute." I call them the faithfools.

faithfool by Maxhole June 20, 2009

flaghag 

flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.

She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.

flaghag by Maxhole June 20, 2009