Phlegmocrat

Phlegmocrat (flem oh krat) NOUN. An especially lazy or slimy Democrat.
When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.

While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.

Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.

She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.

She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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gavelmonkey

gavelmonkey (gav el mung kee) NOUN. An incompetent, stupid and bigoted judge.
Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.
I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.
by Maxhole June 18, 2009
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cupcake

A muffin with frosting, sprinkles, maybe a candle and other decorations.
CUPCAKES ARE JUST MUFFINS THAT DRESS LIKE WHORES!
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
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compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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White Wing

White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.
It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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wadgitator

wadgitator (wadj et ate er) NOUN. A cute little troublemaker.
Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.

Bob- She's a good dancer.

John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.

Bob- So, what does she do for a living?

John- She's a professional wadgitator.

Bob- What's that?

John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.

Bob- So she's working right now?

John- No, she's just doing this for fun.

Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?

John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.

Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?

John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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