smegzecutive (smeg zek yu tiv) NOUN. An especially sleazy businessman. From “smegma” and “executive.”
From 2001 to 2008, Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan and Henry Paulson helped to destroy the banking, insurance, mortgage and loan industries. In doing so, they have ruined millions of lives and wrecked the world economy.
Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.
The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.
Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.
The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.
by Maxhole June 23, 2009
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
I told Kristen that she was a lovely person, except for the ignorance and the lying and the bigotry and the cowardice. I said I'd be happy to talk with her when she learns a thing or two. Give it 20 or 30 years. The pignorant little bitch.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Beeotchistan (bee otch iss tan) NOUN. The native country of the Beeotchi people, who arrive in our land with the full Moon, or a traffic ticket, and depart whenever they damned well feel like it.
She invited me over to fuck, but when I got there, she gutted me and ripped me to bloody rags like she was some starving refugee from Beeotchistan.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Rabidly White-Wing meth freaks from hellholes like Wasilla, Alaska, who whine about how mean everybody is to them, and then go out and rape/murder/burn alive/torture Jews, blacks, Mexicans and Liberals.
Palin and her fellow Nazifarians should all move up to a compound in Alaska where they can smoke all the meth and shoot all the Commies they can find.
by Maxhole January 12, 2011