Maxhole's definitions

Tongue Fu

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.

He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Turd Reich

Turd Reich (terd raik) NOUN.

1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."

2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.

3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.

4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”

Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

Slambodia

Slambodia (slam bo dee uh) NOUN. A place or state of utter humiliation and defeat.

“I sent his ignorant ass to Slambodia to read up on what happens to dumbasses who mess with me.”

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

faithfool

faithfool (faith fool) NOUN. A person whose beliefs are destructive to self and others, i.e., Crusaders, Jihadists, Fascists, Communists, etc. Fanatics who lie, cheat and kill for their god, in return for dubious heavenly rewards. From “faith” and “fool.”

Heinlein said, "There's a seeker born every minute." I call them the faithfools.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

widgital

widgital (wi jit el) ADJECTIVE. The quality of small computerized devices. From “widget” and “digital.”

What should we get Lilly for graduation? How about something widgital, a video camera, or a computer or a navigation system?

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

slagnificent

slagnificent (slag nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. The quality of being amazingly slutty and proud of it. From “slag” and “magnificent.”

A lotta gay guys I know are proud of how slutty they are. They strut around like peacocks because they are so slagnificent. As if it was hard to get some other gay guy to accept a blow job.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

cutickle

cutickle (kyoo ti kul) NOUN. A particle of cuteness.

Babies and kittens are composed mainly of cutickles, a newly discovered subatomic particle with no weight and strong attractive power at short distances.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009