Max power's definitions

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 9, 2004

church weasel

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

by Max Power March 31, 2005

Salami Circle

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.

Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!

by MAX power August 30, 2013

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003

funye

one whom tries to be funny but is not

why did the chicken cross the road?? cos it did......this is funye

by Max power April 3, 2003

Hitler Junior

An adolescent exibiting radicaly conservitve ideals. Often in relation to issues of special education, welfare, and race relations. A label ussally given by his more lberal peers.

Teen 1: Screw affirmitive action. If you want a job dont dress like such a dirty nigger.
Teen 2: Yeah, whatever Hitler Junior.

by Max Power November 16, 2004

larip

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

by Max Power January 5, 2005