Definitions by Max Power

Salami Circle 

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.

Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!

Salami Circle by MAX power August 30, 2013

Dwilf

A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"

"That dwilf behind the counter at the grocery store short-changed me. I oughta step on her."

Dwilf by Max Power April 6, 2005

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

Buffer Zone by Max Power April 6, 2005

church weasel 

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

church weasel by Max Power March 31, 2005

collinswood 

The meal eaten between lunch and the evening meal. Usually consumed at 3 or 4 o' clock.
The word's etymology can be traced to the latin words 'colligo', meaning to gather or assemble and a corruption of the verb 'voro' meaning to eat greedily / consume.

Would you care to accompany me for collinswood

collinswood by Max Power March 30, 2005

BOOP 

To take your finger and place it in a girls butt

Look at the ass on that girl, i'm gonna go boop her... hard

BOOP by Max Power March 30, 2005

larip 

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

larip by Max Power January 5, 2005