Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 06, 2005

Dwilf

A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"

"That dwilf behind the counter at the grocery store short-changed me. I oughta step on her."

by Max Power April 06, 2005

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 07, 2003

KhemChoPaniDude

What idiot doesn't know what this means

Clinton said to Bush, "KhemChoPaniDude, Jackass."

by Max Power December 14, 2003

Salami Circle

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.

Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!

by MAX power July 22, 2013

Fo Shindu My Hindu

I find my views congruent with yours, my friend of Indian origin who follows the religion of Hinduism!

Indian Man: Ah, yes! I would like to arrange a marriage with that hot mama right there!
Other Guy: Fo Shindu My Hindu!

by MAX POWER November 03, 2003

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 09, 2004