Max Power's definitions

larip

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

by Max Power January 5, 2005

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

Salami Circle

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.

Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!

by MAX power August 30, 2013

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003

funye

one whom tries to be funny but is not

why did the chicken cross the road?? cos it did......this is funye

by Max power April 3, 2003

Hitler Junior

An adolescent exibiting radicaly conservitve ideals. Often in relation to issues of special education, welfare, and race relations. A label ussally given by his more lberal peers.

Teen 1: Screw affirmitive action. If you want a job dont dress like such a dirty nigger.
Teen 2: Yeah, whatever Hitler Junior.

by Max Power November 16, 2004

BOOP

To take your finger and place it in a girls butt

Look at the ass on that girl, i'm gonna go boop her... hard

by Max Power March 30, 2005