Max Power's definitions

church weasel

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

by Max Power March 31, 2005

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 9, 2004

BOOP

To take your finger and place it in a girls butt

Look at the ass on that girl, i'm gonna go boop her... hard

by Max Power March 30, 2005

Dwilf

A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"

"That dwilf behind the counter at the grocery store short-changed me. I oughta step on her."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

larip

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

by Max Power January 5, 2005

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

Fo Shindu My Hindu

I find my views congruent with yours, my friend of Indian origin who follows the religion of Hinduism!

Indian Man: Ah, yes! I would like to arrange a marriage with that hot mama right there!
Other Guy: Fo Shindu My Hindu!

by MAX POWER November 3, 2003