by max December 09, 2004
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by max May 10, 2005
There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
by Max January 14, 2005
When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.
Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.
by Max September 29, 2004
Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
by Max February 25, 2005