Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

peedy

A really annoying talking bird created by Microsoft

Peedy is so annoying, I made a video of him jumping off a cliff.

by Matthew December 29, 2003

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 09, 2003

waggamomma

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

by matthew January 17, 2005

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004