Matt11111's definitions

two

The number that comes after 1 and before 3. it is the answer to the worst math problem ever.

one plus one equals two.

by Matt11111 November 25, 2011

1

A very boring number made up of two halves, three thirds and stuff.

1 + 1 = 2. Wow. that was educational.

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Why are you looking at this definition? You know how to count to ten.

Guy 1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Guy 2: Smart.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliocovolcanoconeosis

A lung disease obtained by inhaling volcanic dust.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliocovolcanoconeosis OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I JUST SPELLED THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISH!

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

Diddy Kong

When playing Mario Super Sluggers, Diddy is a guy you want on your team. With the Banana Ball and Banana Swing, he just can't be beat.

Diddy Kong is the best player you'll ever have, especially when he's the CAPTAIN of his own team, the Diddy Monkeys. Diddy is just short for Diddy Kong

by Matt11111 November 27, 2011

loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

equals

A mathematical sign that shows that the total is coming right up. Every day when you do math, the = sign is necessary.

2*100=200. (Translation: two times one hundred equals two hundred.

by Matt11111 November 27, 2011