19 definitions by Matt11111

1

A very boring number made up of two halves, three thirds and stuff.

1 + 1 = 2. Wow. that was educational.

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

Diddy Kong

When playing Mario Super Sluggers, Diddy is a guy you want on your team. With the Banana Ball and Banana Swing, he just can't be beat.

Diddy Kong is the best player you'll ever have, especially when he's the CAPTAIN of his own team, the Diddy Monkeys. Diddy is just short for Diddy Kong

by Matt11111 November 27, 2011

Fibonacci sequence

A mathematical sequence starting with zero and one. To find the next number in the sequence, add the last two numbers in the sequence.

0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 610 987. These are the Fibonacci sequence numbers before 1000.

by Matt11111 November 25, 2011

Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.

Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.

by Matt11111 April 13, 2012

Disneyitis

The result of watching too much Disney Channel, like a Jessie marathon during season 4.

Boy 1: What's up!
Boy 2: I found out I have Disneyitis. I was watching Ant Farm, Jessie, and all the other shows last night. (snores)

by Matt11111 April 15, 2012

Wipeout

A place where careless adults go to embarass themselves.

Man 1: Hey, guys! I'll be going on Wipeout next week!
Man 2: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, we'll be laughing our heads off when we see you.
Man 3: Yeah, the dude's right. You'll embarass yourself.
Man 4: (watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man 3: See?
Man 1: Maybe I can sneak my twin brother on the show.
Man 2: But this is your big chance to be seen on TV.
Man 4: (still watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anybody can be on this hilarious show and have fun!
Man 1: I'll do it.

by Matt11111 December 27, 2011

loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

by Matt11111 January 1, 2012