Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.

Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.

by Matt11111 April 13, 2012

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Why are you looking at this definition? You know how to count to ten.

Guy 1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Guy 2: Smart.

by Matt11111 January 01, 2012

1

A very boring number made up of two halves, three thirds and stuff.

1 + 1 = 2. Wow. that was educational.

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

by Matt11111 January 01, 2012

pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliocovolcanoconeosis

A lung disease obtained by inhaling volcanic dust.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliocovolcanoconeosis OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I JUST SPELLED THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISH!

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 April 13, 2012

Disneyitis

The result of watching too much Disney Channel, like a Jessie marathon during season 4.

Boy 1: What's up!
Boy 2: I found out I have Disneyitis. I was watching Ant Farm, Jessie, and all the other shows last night. (snores)

by Matt11111 April 15, 2012